10 things that piss me off

10 Things That Piss Me Off

Anyone who knows anything about the internet knows that it has unbreakable rules, and one of the most sacred unbreakable rules is that bloggers who get tagged by other bloggers to write chain posts MUST do so*. As I happen to very much like the internet, I don’t want to be the person responsible for its ultimate demise. So when the legendary Daddy Poppins tagged me on his silly informative list of 10 things that piss me off, I had no option but to comply. So here it is, my list of…

 

10 things that piss me off

 

      1. Writer’s block. Bloody writer’s block.
      2. This shit from the people who are supposed to be getting on with running the joint.
      3. The Wind. Get out of my face, wind.
      4. Writer’s block. Sorry, did I already say that?
      1. The follow/unfollow game (if you don’t know what that is, you’re better off for it).
      2. When I work hard on a post and not many people read it.
      3. Writer’s block.
      4. People who do a half-arsed job of writing responses to chain posts in order to appease the internet overlords, without actually contributing anything worthwhile to the great knowledge base of humanity.
      5. All those actual truly terrible things that happen in the world. You know, real problems.
      6. Lyle Sheldon**.
      7. Writer’s block.
      8. People who can’t count.

 

Well there you have it folks, twelve things that piss me off. Don’t forget, if I have tagged you on Twitter, you now have the heavy responsibility of ensuring that the internet remains intact forevermore. Go ahead and write your list, because if you don’t and the internet is destroyed, you will become the 14th thing on my list… or is it 13th? Whatever.

 

*May not actually be a thing. It’s entirely possible I just made it up, right now.

**Okay, I will admit that I spend approximately 0% of my time contemplating Lyle Sheldon. BUT, he was trending on Twitter*** while I was trying to beat my writer’s block. That really pissed me off.

***He stopped trending minutes after I wrote this. Perhaps it was some kind of sign. Now Elon Musk is trending. I like Elon Musk, he doesn’t piss me off at all.

 

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14 thoughts on “10 Things That Piss Me Off

    1. I thought it was funny when it was announced as the choice of the people. But once the true story came out, I was pissed off that we were being taken for a ride. If no-one actually votes for it, it shouldn’t be used.

  1. errrr, I feel like I should write something really deep here. First, I was going to say, no, don’t do it, thinking about the things that piss you off will just make you pissed off and then you’ll be in a bad mood and you won’t be able to shake it off. Like when I think of the person who loaned a tenner off me the other day and I know I won’t get it back, that makes me feel pissed off, but I won’t dwell on it because then I’ll be in a bad mood, so I just forget about it and when he asks me to loan him another tenner I will, without even thinking about not getting it back. Then I read your post (yep, all of the previous comment was based on your title alone) and I thought it was pretty funny. I hate the wind too, it so messes up my hair and when it gets in my face I kind of stop breathing, which isn’t good, ever! Okay, I could go on but I think I’ve appeased the Internet Overlords and more now and anything else will just become waffle. I’m good at waffle, does that piss you off? and not forgetting the hashtag #mondaystumble

    1. I’m pleased you went ahead and read the post. I couldn’t stand having deep thought on my website, especially on a post where my own contribution is particularly shallow and half-arsed.

  2. Things that piss me off…
    1. realising i know even less than i already thought I knew ever time i learn something new
    2…. no No.! is all consuming at present
    oh and your number 4
    oh and Lyle Sheldon, whoever the hell he/she is
    #MondayStumble

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